He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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