if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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