Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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