It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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