so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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