I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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