bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
