You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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