she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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