Sponge bath it is.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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