gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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