It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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