Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
even my farts smell like vagina
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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