love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
