She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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