people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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