Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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