It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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