@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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