why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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