If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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