no. you can't hotbox the world.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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