I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
My nipple is on Facebook.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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