Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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