I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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