he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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