you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
nutella sex= disaster
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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