whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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