i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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