after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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