his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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