Me. At least after what I've been through.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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