STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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