Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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