Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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