THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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