i was born a porn star she said
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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