Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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