People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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