why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize