Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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