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• (708): View more from Illinois

  he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  No subtext here. People are naked.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"

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• (916): View more from California

  It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  oh god was she eating orange peels again

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.

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• (949): View more from California

  Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.

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• (760): View more from California

  Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box

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• (805): View more from California

  Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.

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