yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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