i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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