Those balls look pretty dangerous.
time to smoke my breakfast
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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