Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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