i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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