He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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