Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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