just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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