you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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