I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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