I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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