I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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