we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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