Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Randomize
