well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Come on in and take your pants off
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