Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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