No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
The adults are the big ones right?
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