dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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